I'm a fat recreational ballet dancer with a pacemaker.
Body positive. Strong believer in Health At Every Size.
This place is a repository for my mind. At the moment that seems to mostly be ballet, heart stuff, pretty things and random geekery.

*Not an actual disney princess, accidental or otherwise. That would be tragic. I would be the worst disney princess ever. Completely positive.

 

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard


oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

balfies:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

(Source: fleurdemeth)

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

nnekbone:

1. Antonio Douthit-Boyd, Alicia Graf Mack, Jamar Roberts and Kirven Douthit-Boyd

2. Matthew Rushing and Linda Celeste Sims

3. Linda Celeste Sims

4. Artistic Director Robert Battle, Associate Artistic Director Masazumi Chaya and members of the Company

5. Members of the Ailey company with Artistic Director Robert Battle

6. The Company

7. Jacqueline Green

8. Antonio Douthit-Boyd

9. Alicia Graf Mack

10. The Company with Artistic Director Robert Battle

Photos by Andrew Eccles

(via www.facebook.com/AlvinAileyAmericanDanceTheater)

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

seraangel:

blueinkalchemy:

nintendonut1:

protomlad:

flyingcuttlefish:

atopfourthwall:

uvsiren:

Discworld

I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.

Discworld is a lot more important than people give it credit.

I keep saying it, and I’m gonna KEEP saying it

READ. DISCWORLD.

GESTURES WILDLY

This is one of my favorite exchanges in all of Pratchett’s works, and that’s saying something.

Seriously. Read Discworld.

The Death novels are great for this sort of stuff. I love all of them.

"What can the harvest hope for, if not the care of the Reaper Man?"

lovingmyselfishard:

autumnfeelslikehomexo:

prettyandfit:

espressorunner:

recover-your-beauty:

 The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)

it’s nice to see people who look more like me on my dash.

I love to see the celebration of all women’s bodies.

Gorgeous.

This is VERY important

Where can I get that lingerie?!?!?!?!

(Source: planetofthickbeautifulwomen)

ondistantshores:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

I will never be cooler than this guy.

thesanityclause:

One last sketch before bed. A selkie who only comes onto land to get smoothies. Her hoodie is her skin. :D

thesanityclause:

One last sketch before bed. A selkie who only comes onto land to get smoothies. 

Her hoodie is her skin. :D

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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