I can't tell the future, I only work there.


stealing-brits-and-timelords:

Its funny ‘cause its true


ladybrun:

the fact that men are more likely to abandon their female partners when they’re seriously medically ill is the most disgusting indicator that we are living in a patriarchy that devalues women to a point where men say “this ones broken i need to drop her/get a new one”

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My new doc says my headaches and neck pain are caused by having big boobs.

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So I present to you, how my doctor must think female anatomy works. 

 My pain is in the back of my head and my cervical spine. I don’t think even the pushiest of push up bras could quite get me to that level. 



b3autifullyinsane:

What’s scarier than a really nasty break-up note? A really nice break-up note. You better watch your back if you get caught cheating and then receive a Dear John letter that opens: “Hey Honey!”

so i seen this on Yahoo. Omfg!!





preservedcucumbers:

There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.


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Let the record show that you can be a United States senator for 21 years. You can be 79 years old. You can be the chair of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, and one of the most recognizable and widely-respected veteran public servants in your nation. But if you are female while all of those things, men who you defeat in arguments will still respond to you by calling you hysterical and telling you to calm down. They’ll patronize you and say they admire your passion, ‘sweetie,’ but they deal in facts, not your silly, girly feelings. It’s inescapable. You can set your watch by it.

Rachel Maddow on the showdown on the Hill Thursday between Sen. Dianne Feinstein and Sen. Ted Cruz

This was from the start of her show, and the video is about 18 minutes long, but it’s really worth watching. Really.

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That time when Rachel Maddow outlined perfectly the reality of institutionalized sexism and male privilege.

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There are no words to describe my level of hatred for Ted Cruz.

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a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:

emderavins:

Doctor Who meme (remake) four bffotps {2/4}

↳ Amy/River

“You’re good. I’m not saying you’re right. But you are very good.”


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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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lacethesecorsetsproperly:

tightlaced:

waistedlives:

Wow!!!!!

reasons

my nerd side is asking for it


gingerbatch-addict:

phangirlingphanatic:

OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET

So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow

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trust me tho, it gets better.

They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!

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But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow

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AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED 

I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!

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writeroost:

bogleech:

youmightfindyourself:

What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?

this video is more worth it than you can imagine

What is most interesting to me about this video is that the monkey getting the grapes carries on with his tasks as if not aware of the inequitable situation he is complicit in

Do you see what I am getting at


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dailydishonesty:

No wait don’t open that closet…too late. 


rifa:

lesserjoke:

When Arrested Development was being canceled, fans sent the producers frozen bananas.

When Roswell was being canceled, fans sent the producers bottles of tabasco sauce.

When Jericho was being canceled, fans sent the producers bags of peanuts.

I’m just saying, I think we all know why NBC decided to renew Hannibal.

Ohmygod

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  • radio: "starships were meant to--"
  • me: explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before.
  • my sister: i'm never driving you anywhere ever again
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